benja22

First off, I would like to say that you are probably a huge pussy. It seems to be the biggest reason for wanting to kill people.

You can’t make any friends cause you paint your fingernails black and walk around in a trench coat. Girls tell you to stop bothering them cause, let’s be honest, you were bothering them. Perhaps you didn’t make a million dollars in the risky day trading business or perhaps an Amish girl wouldn’t let you touch her when you were a twelve year old.

You’ve watched the television pundits talking about how someone didn’t hold somebody else’s hand at some critical point in their lives and think, “Hey, nobody held my hand either”.
As you watch, you decide that because your life sucks, you should go out and copycat what too many others have already done.

I think, on the other hand, that you should say to yourself, “hey, my life isn’t going so well, but at least I’m not a thumb sucking crybaby like that guy”

You decide to kill a bunch of people who seem to actually have their lives together anyway.

Well at least write a manifesto and send it off to NBC news. They’ll be happy to broadcast your rambling, incoherent rant. Yes, I know, you think Your manifesto will make perfect sense. Trust me. It won’t.

Make sure to include a picture of yourself with a gun. NBC will take to it like a hooker to a roll of quarters. Type it on an old Underwood typewriter or make a video fit for youtube. As long as it shows how ca-raaazee you are, they’ll whore themselves out to you for sure.

I’m sure NBC would want me to tell you when sweeps week is.