Hillary Clinton Nutcracker
Novelty stores are selling a nutcracker that looks like Hillary Clinton.
It’s not a commentary on her policies. It’s just a misogynistic, sexist novelty. It has nothing to do with anything accept to be offensive to a woman because she is a woman.
Should you walk into a Stucky’s or other novelty store and see one of these things on the shelf, know that they have lost any right to ask you not to be offensive.
Raise the nutcracker above your head and look across the store to the counter and yell “Hey, what the f*** is this b***s***?!”
They will of course ask you to watch your language. Tell them that they have lost the right to have you not be offensive in their store when they put that crap on their shelves.
Ask them in a loud voice if they have a Barack Obama lawn jockey to go with it as that would be equally offensive.
Your time will be about up by then so set the nutcracker down and head for the exit as you explain that they are offending over fifty-one percent of their clientèle “You misogynist a**holes”
Then you probably should leave.
Send a friend back later to see if they are still there.
My guess is that they won’t be.
You rock Ben. My daughter found a ‘Tell Bill To Tell Hillary to Get Back In The Kitchen” facebook page that one of her friends subscribed to. My daughter let her female friend know exactly how offensive that was not only to her, but to all working women trying to make it. The girl said she had never even considered it, but removed herself from the site.
February 8th, 2008 at 6:25 pmI bought mine from “www. /deleted by admin/ .com” these are great! have a sense of humor!
February 9th, 2008 at 1:02 pmmoe: I have a sense of humor. I don’t think most clowns and mimes are funny. I don’t think most disc jockeys are funny. I don’t think this novelty is funny. I also happen to think that this novelty is sexist. I don’t think racist jokes are funny either by the way.
February 9th, 2008 at 10:57 pm